I wake up in the morning, and I'm grumpy.
My head hurts.... I need water. I need my eyes to get used to being open.
Then D sends me a text: "There's a spider in our house. And it's huge. I saw it this morning. Thought I would let you know."
I phone him up: "Why did you have to tell me that?!" and "Why didn't you kill it?!"
He didn't want to wake me up, he says.... How considerate of you!! Really.
I walk over to the kitchen, and all of the sudden I get a feeling of happiness. A smile on my face.
ooooohhhh yyyeessss baby, coffee. You make me happy.